{"id":10295,"date":"2023-01-20T16:12:28","date_gmt":"2023-01-20T22:12:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.personaltrainerfood.com\/blog\/?p=10295"},"modified":"2026-02-02T23:54:09","modified_gmt":"2026-02-03T05:54:09","slug":"president-trump-open-letter-diet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.personaltrainerfood.com\/blog\/president-trump-open-letter-diet\/","title":{"rendered":"President Trump, About Your Diet– We’d Like to Help"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"An<\/a>
\nPresident Donald Trump
\nThe White House
\n1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW
\nWashington, DC
\n20500<\/p>\n

Dear President Trump,<\/h3>\n

We heard you\u2019re not doing so well with your diet. We get it; you love your fast food staples like Domino\u2019s, McDonald\u2019s<\/em> and KFC.<\/em> Who doesn\u2019t love a good chicken tender and burger patty every now and then? It IS America, right? And exercise? Psh. The average American says they don\u2019t have time for that let alone the President of the United States.<\/p>\n

Well, we hear your cry for help and we\u2019re here for you. We can\u2019t have our President being unhealthy and we definitely don\u2019t want you getting stuck in the White House bathtub.<\/a> So, diet delivery service, Personal Trainer Food wants to offer you 1 full year of free food.<\/strong><\/p>\n

The best part? Those chicken tenders and burger patties you love so much are actually acceptable on this diet (minus the grease)! Sounds crazy, right? We\u2019re all about good tasting proteins and veggies (it\u2019s time you get familiar with those). All you’ll need is a microwave. The White House has one of those, right? And an appetite, which it\u2019s clear you do.<\/p>\n

On the Personal Trainer Food program you don\u2019t have to exercise. So basically, little effort and a lot of pay out. You see, it\u2019s literally the perfect diet for you, Mr. Trump.<\/p>\n

We just want to keep you healthy,<\/strong> Mr. President, and Personal Trainer Food<\/a> is here to do just that.<\/p>\n

Let us know if the shipping address is good.<\/p>\n

~From your concerned citizens at Personal Trainer Food<\/em><\/p>\n

P.S. The maple sausage is amazing!<\/p>\n

DISCLAIMER:<\/strong> PTF is in support of one goal, getting people healthy and caring about helping people lose weight. We understand that politics can be a very sensitive subject with people, and it is with the purest of intentions that this letter was written.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

President Donald Trump The White House 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW Washington, DC 20500 Dear President Trump, We heard you\u2019re not doing so well with your diet. We get it; you love your fast food staples like Domino\u2019s, McDonald\u2019s and KFC. Who doesn\u2019t love a good chicken tender and burger patty every now and then? It […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10300,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-10295","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-healthy-living","8":"entry"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.personaltrainerfood.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/shutterstock_291945512.jpg?fit=1000%2C693&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7cwqv-2G3","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.personaltrainerfood.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10295","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.personaltrainerfood.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.personaltrainerfood.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.personaltrainerfood.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.personaltrainerfood.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10295"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/www.personaltrainerfood.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10295\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20985,"href":"https:\/\/www.personaltrainerfood.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10295\/revisions\/20985"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.personaltrainerfood.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10300"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.personaltrainerfood.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10295"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.personaltrainerfood.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10295"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.personaltrainerfood.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10295"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}